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What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.
Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.
You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.
Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!