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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!