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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.
I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.
You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!