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Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.
I tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.
Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!