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I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.
Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.
What do you call a fun babysitting Owl? A hoot-nanny
Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.
I always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!