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Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.
Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.
My wife thinks our neighbor needs to stop sunbathing topless. Personally, I'm on the fence.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!