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I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
Why was river rich? It had many banks
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!