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Owls

David

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Crows

David

A group of crows is called a murder. Well, only if there's probably caws. Only one or two crows is attempted murder. If you have a group of crows at church, it's a mass murder. If you have a group of crows and ducks together, you call it a murder most fowl that's not what it's quacked up to be.

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Ducks

David

Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.

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Owls

David

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Crows

David

A group of crows is called a murder. Well, only if there's probably caws. Only one or two crows is attempted murder. If you have a group of crows at church, it's a mass murder. If you have a group of crows and ducks together, you call it a murder most fowl that's not what it's quacked up to be.

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Ducks

David

Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.

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