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I saw an improv show the other day starring mimes. The performance and show was spectacular, but that goes without saying.
I spent many years doing limo repairs. After all that time, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
What's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.
Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!