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Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!
I tried fishing once. I was hooked.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!