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I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.
Someone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!