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Zippos

David

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Vodka

David

Someone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.

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Blue

David

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.

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Zippos

David

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Vodka

David

Someone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.

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Blue

David

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.

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