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I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.
Being a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.
Someone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!