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What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!
I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.
I imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.
A day without sunshine is like, dark.
I just want Autumn to leaf me alone. I'm not fall-ing for its tricks that the son is out. I'm inside because it's getting cold. Orange you glad the colors are changing though?