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Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.
Why was the spring so nervous? Because it was wound tight!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!