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Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!
Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!