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Bankrupt Rapper

David 6 Oct 2016

Did you hear about the rapper that went bankrupt? I hear he doesn't even have 50 cent to his name. Relevant: http://dab.im/2dwx6WM

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Neutered Cat

David 6 Oct 2016

If you neuter a cat, will it no longer have fur balls?

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Revolution Wheel

David 6 Oct 2016

Good thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.

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Tea Party

David 6 Oct 2016

What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-Shirts

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I Mist

David 5 Oct 2016

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

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Gravity Hit Me

David 5 Oct 2016

I never knew the gravity of throwing a ball really high into the air, but then it hit me.

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I like to count on things

David 4 Oct 2016

If there's 1 thing I know I can count on, it's my hands.

Get this on a shirt

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It's to die for

David 4 Oct 2016

Have you ever tried an apple pie made with poison apples? It's to die for!

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Bankrupt Rapper

David 6 Oct 2016

Did you hear about the rapper that went bankrupt? I hear he doesn't even have 50 cent to his name. Relevant: http://dab.im/2dwx6WM

Tags:

Neutered Cat

David 6 Oct 2016

If you neuter a cat, will it no longer have fur balls?

Tags:

Revolution Wheel

David 6 Oct 2016

Good thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.

Tags:

Tea Party

David 6 Oct 2016

What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-Shirts

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I Mist

David 5 Oct 2016

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

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Gravity Hit Me

David 5 Oct 2016

I never knew the gravity of throwing a ball really high into the air, but then it hit me.

Tags:

I like to count on things

David 4 Oct 2016

If there's 1 thing I know I can count on, it's my hands.

Get this on a shirt

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It's to die for

David 4 Oct 2016

Have you ever tried an apple pie made with poison apples? It's to die for!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

Like:

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

Like:

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Bankrupt Rapper

Neutered Cat

Revolution Wheel

Tea Party

I Mist

Gravity Hit Me

I like to count on things

It's to die for

Bankrupt Rapper

Neutered Cat

Revolution Wheel

Tea Party

I Mist

Gravity Hit Me

I like to count on things

It's to die for

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow