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I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...
How do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.
How do trees get on the internet? They log on.
Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.
Snow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!