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I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
Why do boats float? They give into pier pressure.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!