Pets

27 January 2021

I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.

Beer

3 January 2020

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

Sick Boats

15 July 2019

Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.

House Boats

24 May 2019

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

Cigarettes

19 April 2019

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

Boats

7 November 2017

I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!