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I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...
I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!