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What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.
To argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!