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What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.

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21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

Secret Agents

22 December 2020

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

Bed Tester

10 November 2018

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.