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What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.
Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.
Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.
Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.
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