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What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.
When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.
I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!