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I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What key do cows sing? Beef flat.
I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!