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I went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."
I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!