Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.
People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."
Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.
Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.