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Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.
A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."
I went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."
Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!