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How do trees get on the internet? They log on.
What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!