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What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.
What kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.
I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.
I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.
Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.
How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.
What's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.
The least interesting animal has to be the boar.
Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales
What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.