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What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.
Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.
Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!