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I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.
A clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.
Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.
I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.
The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.
What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!