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I tried to solve a problem by flipping a coin, but it was a toss-up.
If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!