Lock Picking

24 March 2020

I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.

Clown

12 January 2020

A clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.

Chicken Coops

22 October 2018

Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.

Bells

26 August 2017

The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.

Castles

10 April 2017

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.