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I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.

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Lock Picking

24 March 2020

I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.


12 January 2020

A clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.

Chicken Coops

22 October 2018

Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.


26 August 2017

The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.


10 April 2017

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.