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The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.
I tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!