What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.
Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.
What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.
When a toad dies, it croaks.
Being murdered is a deadly act.
I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.