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Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.
Being in the window repair business can be pane-full.
Working in the funeral industry is a dying business.
I hire waiters for all of my business meetings. They bring a lot to the table.
I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!