Pets

27 January 2021

I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.

Boats

5 August 2020

Why do boats float? They give into pier pressure.

Beer

3 January 2020

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

Sick Boats

15 July 2019

Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.

Cigarettes

19 April 2019

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

Boats

7 November 2017

I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!