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I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
One day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.
Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!
How do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.
What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.
I tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.
Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.
My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.
Why was river rich? It had many banks
How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
The flooding usually happens in August but happened in July. It was a monthsoon.
Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?
I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.