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I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.
I imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.
I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!
The cat made me sign the contract in blood. The proof is in the second claws! Should have read the tail end before hand.
Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.
I just want Autumn to leaf me alone. I'm not fall-ing for its tricks that the son is out. I'm inside because it's getting cold. Orange you glad the colors are changing though?
Did you know that the dinosaurs celebrated the 4th of July? They only had it once, because they played with dino-mite. You could say it started and ended with a big bang.