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What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.