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I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.
I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.
When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
After a strenuous poop, I was wiped.
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!