What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"
After a strenuous poop, I was wiped.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.