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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.

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11 October 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.


8 October 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

Haunted Homes

5 October 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.


27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.


23 August 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.


20 August 2021

What  do you call an indecisive bee? A  maybe.


9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.


28 May 2021

Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!


24 May 2021

What blood type results in  grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.

Fence Posts

14 May 2021

Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.


1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.


27 April 2021

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!


21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.


15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.


31 March 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!