What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.
What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.
What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!
What blood type results in grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.
Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.
What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!