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Potential

David

That guy had a lot of potential until I dropped him .

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Doctor

14 August 2022

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

Scuba Diver

12 August 2022

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

Dog Names

8 August 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

Snipers

25 June 2022

I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.

Helium Factory

10 November 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

Bomb Squad

7 November 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

Pregancy

26 October 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

Ghost

11 October 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

Exorcism

8 October 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

Haunted Homes

5 October 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

Batteries

22 September 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

Cows

27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Steak Puns

23 August 2021

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

Bee

23 August 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

Bee

20 August 2021

What  do you call an indecisive bee? A  maybe.

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