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Helium Factory
10 November 2021
I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.
Trash Collector
18 March 2021
I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
Shoes
23 February 2021
I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.
Pets
27 January 2021
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
Financial Advisor
15 June 2020
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
Keyboards
26 May 2020
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Lock Picking
24 March 2020
I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.
Bodybuilder
19 October 2019
I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.
Comedian
13 October 2019
They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!
