Pros and Cons

Helium Factory

10 November 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

Bomb Squad

7 November 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

Pregancy

26 October 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

Ghost

11 October 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

Exorcism

8 October 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

Haunted Homes

5 October 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

Batteries

22 September 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

Cows

27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Steak Puns

23 August 2021

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

Bee

23 August 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

Bee

20 August 2021

What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.

Soccer Players

16 August 2021

I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.

Wires

7 July 2021

My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.

Home valuation

3 July 2021

I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!

Butter

30 June 2021

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

Pros and Cons

Related Puns

Helium Factory

Bomb Squad

Pregancy

Ghost

Exorcism

Haunted Homes

Batteries

Cows

Steak Puns

Bee

Bee

Soccer Players

Wires

Home valuation

Butter

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow