Pregnant women are the only real body builders.
What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
Gravity batteries have interesting potential.
What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.
What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.
What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.
I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.
My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.
I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!
I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.
I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.
I like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.