Pros and Cons

Dad Jokes

19 December 2022

I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.

Cakes

30 September 2022

I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.

Optometrist

17 August 2022

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

Doctor

14 August 2022

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

Scuba Diver

12 August 2022

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

Dog Names

8 August 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

Snipers

25 June 2022

I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.

Helium Factory

10 November 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

Bomb Squad

7 November 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

Pregancy

26 October 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

Ghost

11 October 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

Exorcism

8 October 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

Haunted Homes

5 October 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

Batteries

22 September 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

Cows

27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Pros and Cons

Related Puns

Dad Jokes

Cakes

Optometrist

Doctor

Scuba Diver

Dog Names

Snipers

Helium Factory

Bomb Squad

Pregancy

Ghost

Exorcism

Haunted Homes

Batteries

Cows

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow