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Pros and Cons


The movie The Longest Yard, really has its pros and cons.

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Home Building

14 June 2021

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.


12 June 2021

I like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.


9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.


28 May 2021

Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!


24 May 2021

What blood type results in  grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.

Fence Posts

14 May 2021

Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.


11 May 2021

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.


1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.


29 April 2021

Don't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.


27 April 2021

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!


25 April 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.


23 April 2021

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.


21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.


15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.


13 April 2021

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.