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I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.
I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.
My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.
I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!
I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.
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