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Pros and Cons

David

The movie The Longest Yard, really has its pros and cons.

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Home Building

14 June 2021

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

Drums

12 June 2021

I like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.

Cow

9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

Legos

28 May 2021

Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!

Blood

24 May 2021

What blood type results in  grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.

Fence Posts

14 May 2021

Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.

Guitar

11 May 2021

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.

Gas

1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

Oscars

29 April 2021

Don't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.

Nose

27 April 2021

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

Running

25 April 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

Twins

23 April 2021

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

Cats

21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

Zippos

15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Jokes

13 April 2021

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.

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