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Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.
The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!