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I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.
The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!