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I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.
Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.
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