I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.
I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.
Being in the window repair business can be pane-full.
Working in the funeral industry is a dying business.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.
I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.
I found a passion working as an electrician, which was shocking.